Saval: Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
Javab: Taki pati ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!
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Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: No mind, No business ..LoL!!!
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Man: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.
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Wife: If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Husband: "Dhakka !!!"
