Q: Where does success comes before work?
A: Only in the dictionary.
Q: Why are football stadiums always cool?
A: Because they're full of fans.
Q: What can you serve but not eat?
A: A tennis ball.
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he is always spotted.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.
Q. Why is there lightening while during rain?
A. God lights a torch to see no place is left dry.
