Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: Endangered specie.
Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 24 carrots!
Q: There are seven letters in an English word -- the first two letters stand for man, the first three for woman and first four for the brave man and all seven stand for brave woman, which is that word?
A: Heroine
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
