Q: Why did the soldier salute the tiger?
A: Because the tiger had more stripes.
Q: Which travels faster, cold or heat?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold.
Boy: Can you get in trouble for something you didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Boy: Good, because I forgot to do any homework.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud.
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering?
A. The spider — It has its own website.
