Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary's hometown. Bill stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station exclaims, "Hey, Hillary! We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks. They talk merrily for some time. As they leave, Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn't married me," he says. Hillary looks at Bill and says to him, "Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas and he'd be the President".
