I and my BOSS

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy, when my boss does not do it, he is busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be over smart, when my boss does the same, he takes the initiative. When I make a mistake, I am an idiot, when my boss makes a mistake, he's only a human being. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around, when my boss is out of the office, he's on business. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview, when my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. When I do good, my boss never remembers, when I do wrong, he never forgets.