Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Always listen to your wife.
She gives Sound Advice:
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
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Santa: Why are all these people running?
Banta: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Santa: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Laloo was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
