In a traffic court, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket (challan) given her for driving through a red light. She requested the judge she was a schoolteacher and an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a schoolteacher, eh?" he continued, "Madam, sit down at that table and write 'I will never jump a red light again' 500 times! "
