A blonde buys a ticket for one dollar and wins the lottery. She goes to claim it and says, "I want my $20 million." Man replied, "No, madam. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The blonde said, "Oh, no!!! Look I want all my money right now! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back."
