Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)
Q: What's the difference between an
intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
