National Mentality

When an insect falls into a mug of beer...

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: 1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer.
2) Relates the issue to Kashmir.
3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid.
4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.