Three insurance salesmen were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each company's service.
First: When one of our insured died, we processed the claim for his wife and had mailed a check within 48 hours.
Second: When one of our insured died, we were able to deliver a check the same evening.
Third: That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the World Trade Centre. One of our insured, who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
