Lalu joins suicide bomber squad. He gets bombs stacked to his body. He enter into enemy camp to blow it.
He calls his boss on mobile: Sir there are 2 enemy soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Not for 2, wait for other soldiers.
Lalu: Sir, now there are 25.
Boss: Wait for more.
Lalu: Now there are 200 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes my brave son, go ahead, you will be a martyr. Don't worry about your family, we will support your family.
Lalu pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest!
